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Christmas Pageant (2P!Kindertalia x Reader)

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It was the yearly Christmas pageant at the school. _____________ was getting her class ready for their first pageant. Everyone in the school had to put something on and many teachers planned for months. It took the Kindergartners months to finally decide on something. They were going to do two classics, first A Night Before Christmas and general Christmas carols. She assigned each student for a special task and they took to it wholeheartedly. Team A which consisted of Artie, Lovi, Francis, Yao, Toni, and Ivan were in charge of stage design, Team B: Kuro, Feliciano, Lutz, Edgar, Matthew, and Alfred were in charge of acting and props. Since they were the youngest class, they were last but she was determined to make this pageant amazing. They worked hard on it since October and were resourceful. Edgar was going to be narrator and practiced his lines to perfection, Lovi made little reindeer costumes for the eight metal reindeer Edgar and Lutz were making, and Artie was...well...

“Miss ____________!” said Alfred glaring, “Tell Lovi and Artie there’s no such fuckin’ thing as a pink snowman!”

“I think it’s festive!” said Lovi grinning as Artie painted two blue eyes on it.

“Me too!” said Artie grinning.

“It’s pink, aru!” said Yao. She sighs.

“Guys, it’s okay, let’s just say there was blood in the snow,”

“Ooh okay!”

“Miss ______________!” said Matthew, “What’s sugar plums?!”

“Umm just dried candied fruit with sugar,”

“Oh,” they all dedicated at least three hours a day for practice and then it was back to learning. As a little treat, she bought an Advent calendar and a boy was chosen every day to open the window and eat the piece of chocolate. She tried incorporating the secret Santa idea but that didn’t go well, especially since Feliciano openly said he was getting his bastardo fratello a gift.

“Feli be nice!”

“No way! I don’t shop for girls!”

“You shop for the maids,” said Lovi

“That’s different, they’re women and you’re just an ugly girl!”

“Feli!” he spent time in the corner for that remark. Keeping with the season and because the boys were all from different countries, she decided to do something every day that was a part of one of their countries. Today she was teaching them O Tannenbaum.

“What’s a Tannenbaum?” said Ivan

“A Christmas tree in German,”

“Germans have Christmas?” said Toni

“Up yours!” growled Lutz, “Of course we do!”

“Then why not Christmas tree?!”

“Because that where the tradition comes from,” Edgar peered over a book, “No one had Christmas tree until Prince Albert brought one over for Christmas when he married Queen Victoria,”

“Edgar’s right, the Christmas tree tradition was originally a German tradition,”

“But America made it better!” said Alfred grinning

“But we started it first!” said Lutz

“And made it better!” the boys were about to bicker when Miss _________ intervened.

“Settle down you two. Okay, now, repeat after me,”

O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blätter!
Du grünst nicht nur zur Sommerzeit,
Nein, auch im Winter, wenn es schneit.
O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
Wie treu sind deine Blätter!


“German’s hard!” said Francis, “It founds foul!”

“Does not!” then there was a knock on the door. She opened it. Miss Morgan was glaring at her from the door. She was a chubby woman in her thirties with long braids and a haughty face that curled into a sneer of contempt

“Keep your brats down,” she growled.

“They’re not brats and I’m sorry,”

“I know you are. My kids have a pageant to finish and we don’t need tone deaf kindergartners throwing off our concentration,” she slammed the door in Miss __________’s face.

“Okay boys, we’re going to have to keep it down a bit okay?”

“We weren’t making that much noise, aru,” said Yao glaring at the door.

“Especially since we were singing!” said Artie, “I thought we sounded good,”

“You all did, well since Miss Morgan is rehearsing, we should too. Let’s go to the stage and finish up our props and things,” they boys got up and put on their coats and headed to the stage where they could make all the noise they wanted.  Because of the pageant, Miss ________ asked of the first graders if they wanted to help out her class’s play. Ivan was thrilled since that meant his big sister Yekaterina would perform with them if she wanted. Mrs. Todd didn’t mind, especially since she couldn’t fit all of her class into the Christmas play so for awhile Yekaterina were given to her for the play. Yekaterina was Ivan’s older sister. She was quiet and a very sweet girl. She was the one who gave him his infamous scarf. Edgar rehearsed his lines as Lovi and Artie glued faux fur onto the mechanical reindeer.

“Hey Teach!” said Alfred rereading the poem, “Who’s gonna play Santa Claus in the poem?”

“Mr. Oxenstierna volunteered actually,”

“Really?”

“Yeah, I mentioned it to Mrs. Burgan and he just volunteered,” he and Lutz smirked at her.

Mr. Oxenstierna and Miss __________
Sitting in a Tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love
Then comes marriage
Then comes Teach with a baby carriage!


“Oh shush you two!” she said reddening

“Ooh! It’s true!” said Lutz grinning, “You wouldn’t be blushing it wasn’t,”

“Aww! Don’t tease her!” said Artie passing and patting her hand, “She’s probably just shy!”

“And have nothing to wear!” said Lovi, “I have the perfect thing that would look great on you! I’m thinking more winter colors! You look like a winter!”

“It has to be tight to accent her chest!” said Kuro

“No way! It has to accent her ass because it’s perfect!” said Lutz

“No chest!”

“Ass!”

“Legs,” said Toni, “She has gorgeous legs,”

“Enough all of you!” she said beat red now, “Stop oogling your teacher you naughty boys!”

“It’s not our fault we have the hot teacher,” they kids finished up the scenes and props. One scene was the roof and chimney where Santa would go down, another was the inside of the house where everyone would gather, and the last one was the outside of the house with the pink snowman. The kids looked proud of their handiwork.

“Good jobs everyone. Now tomorrow, we’re just rehearse from now on,”

“Got it,”

***
The next few days were filled with cheeriness and anticipation. The Christmas pageant was almost there and the week after that, Winter Break. The boys were getting antsy but thanks to ___________ picking a new tradition to work on every day; their energy was tied into making cards, decorating trees, and learning new songs. However, when they were outside, the boys took to having snowball fights. It was always split into teams, usually Alfred and Matthew versus Lutz and Feli. Lovi and Toni were building a snowman, a very fashionable one at that with stolen clothes from the lost and found. Artie took to making snow angels with Francis, who begrudgingly did it. Edgar and Ivan usually stayed to themselves nearby her. Ivan was usually observing and Edgar was tinkering with something. Then, that was when they heard it. A loud bang ran through the yard. __________ ran to the sound just in time to see a papier-mâché Santa Claus being skyrocketed into the air. Yao and Kuro looked on with glee. She dragged a hand down her face. Rookie mistake, she didn’t see where these two were. Santa exploded and pieces flew everywhere. The other boys followed her and looked on.

“That was epic!” Kuro high fived Lutz

“What the hell is going—OH MY GOD!” Mrs. Agu saw Santa Claus bits raining all over the place. The woman glared at ____________. She was an middle aged woman with dark eyes and black hair, “Do you know how long it took me to finish that thing?!”

“I am so sorry Mrs. Agu!”

“I’m sorry too, aru,” said Yao, “We didn’t know it belonged to anyone,”

“Yeah, it was just sitting there and we just decided to play with it,”

“By blowing it up?!” __________ scolded

“We’re sorry,” they said, more sorry that they got their teacher scolded rather than for the actual act. Principal Potter came and the two teachers explained what happened.

“I’ll make her another one, I’m so sorry about this,”

“SAVE IT! You’re going to refund the money and time I used to make this!”

“Chijioke, I’m sure it was just an accident. She didn’t mean anything,”

“You’re always defending her and those brats! I want retribution, NOW!” the Principal ushered the kids inside and _________ paid for the damages. Kuro and Yao were punished by staying indoors for a few days.

“It’s not fair!” said Kuro, “We said sorry and it was an accident!”

“Yeah! If it was so valuable then she should have kept in inside, aru,” said Yao

“I’m glad you two took responsibility for your actions but it doesn’t excuse the fact you damaged someone else’s property,”

“She didn’t have to be so mean to you,”

“Yeah and we offered to make another one of her crappy Santas,” she smiled

“It’s okay you two. Anyway, I’m going outside, I have yard duty. Mrs. Burgan will watch you,”

“But she’s weird!”

“She keeps telling us about posture and stuff!”

“Well, she is a cotillion teacher after all. Just do what she says,” they groaned. Outside, she started on her rounds. Then she turned a corner in time to see one of the second graders shoved Artie into the mud. She looked at them with sad blue eyes as he tried to get up only to be shoved down again, “HEY! Stop that now!” the second graders looked at her. One was about to retort when the other shook his head. They scampered away quickly, “Are you okay Artie honey?”

“N-No! They threw my ball on the roof!”

“Don’t worry Artie; I’ll get it for you,”

“O-Okay! I’ll get someone to help you! I’ll be right back!” he scampered away himself. __________  looked around and saw the ladder close by. She looked to see if the janitor was around until she saw him aiding a few third graders with a vomit issues. The school building was pretty tall and she didn’t mind heights much but she decided it was better than interrupting the janitor. She climbed up the ladder and searched about for the missing ball. Soon she found it and started her way down. She was halfway down when suddenly, the ladder started shaking and rattling. ________ clung as it swayed and jerked about. She didn’t want to look down. By this time she was too scared, “Hey! Careful down there!” Suddenly it jerked hard and soon she was falling and fell on her arm. She actually heard it snap. Thankfully some snow broke her fall resulting in serious injury.  

“TEACH!” the boys ran to her. She sat up and tried putting on a brave face. A group of boys were seen running away. Matthew and Alfred gave chase. A few of the other teacher ran to her aid. She was immediately taken to Mr. Oxenstierna, the nurse while the hospital was being called. Ivan made a mock sling for her as the nurse cleaned her scrapes.

“You’re lucky you didn’t get a concussion,” said Mr. Oxenstierna, “What were doing on a ladder anyway?”

“Getting Artie’s ball back for him. One of the third graders threw it up on the roof,” the hospital arrived and for a few days, Miss ___________ was out. She came back Monday wearing a cast. Her students were worried when she came in.

“Are you okay?!” said Feliciano

“Does it hurt?!” said Artie

“Of course it hurts!” said Toni

“You shouldn’t be standing up!” Ivan and Lutz pulled her to the chair and made her sit down.

“Boys, boys, I’m okay!” she said smiling. They didn’t look convinced but let her teach them as usual, every so often checking on her to make sure she was functioning okay. At lunch, Edgar and Artie kept her company, “I’m fine loves, really go play!”

“Nah uh! It’s my fault!”

“Artie don’t blame yourself,” she ruffled him with her good arm wincing a bit, “I’m fine, really,”

“Miss ___________,” said Miss Akins the secretary, “Principal Potter wants to see you,” she nodded and got up. Artie and Edgar got up and immediately alerted the other boys. They all ran to the Principal’s window for a better listen.

“Miss ________,” said Principal Potter, “Maybe you should take a few days off and recover,”

“I’m fine sir,” she said.

“I know you are but there have been a few complaints about your behavior when it comes to your students,”

“What did I do?”

“Well many have said you’ve been bribing your students with treats and things instead of controlling and disciplining them,”

“I assure you I have been disciplining them,”

“Then why did they push the ladder?”

“Principal, I know they didn’t do it. I trust my students and I know they wouldn’t intentionally harm me because I didn’t give them a treat,”

“I know and I want to believe you but you will be under review until I get to the bottom of this,”

“I understand,” she left the office and waited until she was alone and wiped her face. She had to hold in her emotions and truck on. She waited until she got to her office and took her antibiotic. The boys watched from the window. Alfred punched a wall.

“Bitches gonna pay!” said Alfred growled.

“I say we set her on fire,” said Kuro, “We have that gasoline left over,”

“I say we make a snuff film,” said Feliciano glaring.

“I say we get those little shits too,” said Toni, “It’s their fault she fell in the first place!” the boys were having a coup behind the school. Alfred and Matthew followed the boys back to the third grade classroom. There they heard Mrs. Agu asking if the boys did a good job and them stating everything that happened. Of course Matthew recorded it and had the others listened. It was a two teacher job, her and Miss Morgan.

“She’s not a bad teacher! Just because those cunts don’t like her!” said Alfred

“And we didn’t do it!” said Francis glaring, “It’d be fuckin’ different if we did it!”

“We wouldn’t hurt Miss _________ anyway!” said Feli, “She’d be in on it the moment we tried!”

“I say we clear her name in the only way we can, da,” said Ivan. Kuro smirked.

“And Sensei always said we should work together…”

“Okay, everyone split up,” said Artie smiling with an odd pink swirl in his eyes, “The Christmas pageant is the day after tomorrow and we need to show how good of a teacher Miss ___________ is,”

***
Mrs. Agu was walking to her car. It was about seven that evening. She had a lot of papers to correct and she finally finished that papier-mâché Santa Claus. She was still upset over what those little brats did. She just wished they would just leave school and not come back. But what pissed her off the most was that little upstart who came to the school to tame the little beasts. Fresh out of college with that who upbeat shit and flaunting it about and getting paid more. If she had rich parents, she’d have had a MA too. What made her ever angrier were that the kids’ parent liked her and they were pretty well-known people in the community. However she can relish in the idea of her getting fired or having those little brats expelled. Soon she was to her car. She grinned at the thought of her never teaching again and working at a fast food place to teach her about humility. She placed her key into the door and all at once she felt a sharp pain in her ankles. She screamed and toppled over. She went to scream again when something covered her mouth. She looked up to a pair of red eyes over a black scarf. Her eyes were frozen in fear when she found out that she couldn’t move, not even blink her eyes. She was then picked up by five little ones and thrown into the backseat of her car. She saw her car seat move to accommodate a small child. She heard her car starting up and driving away. She tried screaming again but she couldn’t.

“I really wouldn’t waste the energy if I were you,” she moved her eyes to see Artie Kirkland looking at her from the seat, “You might seize up and not breathe,”

“And Miss _________ would scold us, da,” said Ivan from the driver’s seat, “Though you royally deserve it,”

“I still say we should cut your face,” said Francis from the other side of her, “Though it’s not like you can move after I sliced your ankles,” she struggled again.

“Just sit back and enjoy the view. You’ll be free soon as soon we get exactly what we want,”

***
Miss Morgan had arrived home that evening dead tired. She closed the door and went to make something to eat. She searched around and found spaghetti. She grinned and placed it into the microwave and heated it up. She couldn’t help but feel proud of herself. She heard the conversation with __________ and Potter. She couldn’t help but smile. Because of her, she couldn’t get the covenant teacher of the month parking spot. She earned that spot and now some little bitch would ride there with her bike or that little piece of shit she called a car. The only reason she was teacher of the month was because she was probably blowin’ Potter or bribing. But she didn’t care, at least she would be under review for her little brats. She finally settled down to eat. The pasta was delicious. She almost forgot she made this. The sauce was so good and the meatballs were so succulent and flavorful. She was almost done when she heard a soft little giggle behind her. She jumped and saw Lovino Vargas grinning at her.

“Hi Miss Morgan,”

“W-What are you doing here?!”

“Watching you eat,” he was smiling with a wide grin and big red eyes. The look made her uneasy. She immediately got up and went to the phone. Dread filled her when she realized that it was dead. She walked away from the young boy. She backed into someone else. Alfred Jones and Matthew Williams were smirking at her from the door.

“W-What do you little shits want?”

“For you to repent you bitch,” said Alfred

“Because of you, Teach is in trouble,” said Matthew.

“Why are you so mean to her?”

“I don’t owe you little bastards anything,” she felt a little woozy. Lovino grinned.

“I think you do. Tell me, did you enjoy my pasta? It’s a secret recipe Nonno makes,”

“Fuckin’ pig, do you just eat anything strange in your house?” said Matthew. Miss Morgan didn’t have time to respond as she toppled over and passed out. Alfred and Matthew dragged her outside to her car and into the backseat.

“Come on, we have to meet her at the rendezvous point in half an hour,”  

***
The Christmas pageant brought on a full house. Parents from all grades had come to see their children perform. Each grade did something different and some parents left immediately after their children were on. Soon, it was time for the kindergarteners. Miss __________ was prepping them for last minute details.

“Okay kids, good luck and have fun!” she said smiling, “Your parents are all out there watching and I’m sure they’re going to enjoy your performance,”

“Yes Teach,” said Alfred grinning

“We’re gonna make you really proud of us!” said Artie, “By doing our bests!” Outside, Miss ___________ caught a few glimpses of her students’ parents. She met Mrs. Kirkland on a few occasions and was glad they were brief. Mr. Vargas was very…charming and she often had to put up friendly boundaries. Mr. Braginski was very cold but warmed up to her and Mr. Beilschmidt actually surprised her. Edgar took after him however, other than the blond hair, Lutz seemed to just be the black sheep butt pervert of the family. Soon it was time for their part. Edgar shyly walked onto the stage. The audience applauded encouragingly. He walked up to the podium, where _________ adjusted the microphone for him and he cleared his throat and started to recite the poem.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;

While Edgar spoke, the other started to act out the scene. Artie and Lovi were nestled in mock beds looking as sweet and innocent as new born babies. A few of the audience members cooed at the sight. Above, Ivan used a rope to make sugar plums wave around their heads. Everyone laughed.

And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,

Ivan immediately joined the bed with area with his big sister, Yekaterina. The scene went black and then appeared a sleigh with eight reindeer on it. The audience stared. The reindeer were mechanical and were literately walking with remote control. They looked so cute and sweet with their little faux fur and antlers. Ivan “woke up” and ran to see what the strange clattering sound was.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But third and fourth graders who wanted to jeer,
They hid in the trapdoor waiting kick,
The wire above releasing things to make us sick.

Alfred pulled a curtain from the backstage revealing four boys at the bottom with bees and hornets in a hive, getting ready to set them loose upon the unsuspecting place. The audience muttered and stared. Miss __________ stared. How on earth did they get there? Matthew was smirking blocking the only exit from under the stage and wearing a beekeeper’s suit. Edgar took out a remote control.

Not a sound they made as they began their crime
So I decided to call upon my reindeer to stop them in time:
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blixen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

Edgar pressed a button on the remote control. All at once, they reindeer started pounding on the stage. The sound startled the kids below and stirred the bees and hornets from their home. The Dancer made a loud bang. The kids dropped the nest and the bee released and stung the unfortunate kids from below. Matthew turned off the light from the trapdoor area as Edgar continued his little speech, drowning out the screams of the boys.  

As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.

Berwald came out of the sleigh carrying a bag filled with toys and things. Miss _______ stared as he walked towards the chimney. The stage when dark with a quick scene change. Now Berwald was in the living with the big tree looking at him. He started putting mock gifts under the tree. _________ grinned at the sight. Even though he looked murderous, he was really a sweet man. He really did play the Santa part well.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
Also in the sleigh he did park
Where his five mischievous elves all filled with snark

The scene went dark and showed Feliciano, Francis, Toni, Yao, and Kuro coming out of the sleigh, dressed as little demented elves. They then pulled something else from their bag and stuffed it down the chimney.

These elves you probably are wondering
Should be at Santa’s workshop eating and resting;
However, these elves were special yes they were
They had something special to do, a wrong to cure,
Inside the sack were the two masterminds of a sin,
Who targeted the elves beloved teacher and friend.

Miss ___________  watched on as Mrs. Agu and Miss Morgan toppled out of the sack bound and gagged. Fear and terror were in their eyes as they struggled against the ropes much to the audience. Both had blemishes, cuts, and bruises all over themselves. Artie sprang from the bed trotted to the teachers. ___________ hoped she was the only person who noticed the syringe. The stage went dark again and the lights flickered off and on. The principal went to intervene but Edgar continued his little poem.

Santa stood there with his eyes expressionless,
At the meanie pants ladies who caused great distress;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know we had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And took out a tape recorder to play while the elves did smirk,

Berwald went to s microphone and placed the tape recorder next to it.

”She fell off the ladder?” said Miss Morgan not really sounding too surprised, “Is she okay?”

“Fractured arm, no big deal,” said Mrs. Agu

“Maybe it’ll be enough for her to not come back for a few months,”

“If we would be so lucky,”

“Did any of her little brats see what happened?”

“Jones and Williams saw and chased them. I punished them to get off their backs. They barely managed to get back to me to get some sort of alibi,”

“I heard that Kirkland boy saw everything,”

“And who’s going to believe him? No one is going to believe those little brats with all of the trouble they cause about and because of Allistor, his track record isn’t the best especially with the trouble he used to cause,”

“I’d wish Principle Potter would just can her already. It doesn’t make sense for someone like her to be a teacher. She’s harnessing those little brats,”

“Or giving them something to stay in line,”

“I heard she was messing around with Berwald,”

“Really?”

“No two young teachers would willingly stay in a janitor’s closet with a student if nothing was going on,”

“The janitor told me that the Braginski boy found an injured bird and was trying to keep it safe in there. You know,” said Miss Morgan smirking, “With the right gossip, she can be investigated for child molestation and lewd behavior. She’ll be out of here in no time and with luck, never teaching anywhere again? I mean why should she get paid more than we do?”

“And with her gone, maybe those little brats as well,”


The audience were in shock at the revelation. Principal Potter was not pleased. He strode to the stage, leering at the women.

“Is this all true?”

“It is,” said Miss Morgan, “We’re sick of her and fancy little Masters Degree,”

“And the idea that she can control those little brats and get extra pay for keeping her on!”

“And not to mention that hack nurse. If he’s so good, why doesn’t he work at a real hospital?” before the women could say more, the trapdoor was sprung, flinging the women back into the sleigh. The from the top of the stage, a hornet’s nest fell on top of them.

After the sins of the women were told;
He, to his team gave a whistle, on what was to unfold
And away they all flew with the reindeer out into the cold

The reindeer started beeping and their hooves turned into rockets. Without warning the reindeer took off and shot through the roof. The two teachers screamed as they zoomed into the air on rocket powered reindeer. Everyone scrambled from the falling ceiling and to aid the women. _________ ran outside just in time to see the a large bang and the sack fall into the raw sewage plant outside of town. Only a few heard the last few words that Edgar recited.

But I heard the elves exclaim, as the reindeer flew out of sight—
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

***
After the Christmas pageant incident, many of the parents called for the immediate removal of the two teachers in question. The school board decided to put the two under review and garnish them payment for Miss __________’s injuries. Edgar apologized to Principal Potter.

“I’m sorry…I took my dad’s rockets instead when I was building the feet,”

“Accidents happen son,” he said thinking that it was indeed an honest mistake since no one was hurt. It was the final day of school until Winter Break. The students all brought Miss ___________ presents. She was grateful but she scolded them greatly about what they did.

“Kidnapping is a felony you guys!”

“Not unless you get caught,” said Francis nonchalantly, “Bitches had it coming,”

“They made you break your arm and sent you to the hospital!” said Matthew

“And were trying to get you fired!” said Lutz.

“And that’s totally not cool!” said Lovino

“Then we’d have to get another teacher! We don’t want another teacher! We want you, aru!” said Yao.

“All the other teacher aren’t fun!” said Toni, “You’re one step ahead!”

“And you’re smarter than other teachers!” said Feliciano, “You know we’re not angels!”

“Please don’t let that happen!” said Edgar.  ____________ couldn’t help but stare. They all looked pretty distressed at the idea that she wouldn’t be around. She smiled at them.

“Guys…I’ll always be around when you need me and I’ll always be around when you all need a good scolding as well,”

“You promise?” said Artie looking at her.

“I promise!” they grinned.

“Now without further ado, we have a Christmas carol just for you!” Artie and Edgar made her sit down to make sure she was comfortable. Kuro then left up and led them all into a song.

Deck the halls with gasoline
Fa la la la la la la la la
Light a match and watch it gleam
Fa la la la la la la la la
Burn the whole school down to ashes
Fa la la la la la LA la la
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
Fa la la la la la la la la!


___________ smiled at the little song. The boys all bowed proud of themselves. She got up and picked up the trash bin.

“Whoever has the gasoline, I want it on my desk and the rest of you, I want you to put all matches and fire making tools in the bin,”

“Awww!” said Alfred and Matthew tossing in theirs.

“Tolda ya she was smart,” Toni tossed in his blowtorch as Kuro and Yao put gasoline and gunpowder on the table. After she confiscated all of their arson tools, she brought out a cake for their Christmas party. The kid hopped in their seats happily.

“Dig in boys, you earned it,”

“Thank you Miss ___________!” she couldn’t help but smile. She just hoped and prayed that someday; their murderous tendencies would subside keeping their hearts in the right place.  
Because it was Sooooo popular, I decided to bring back Kindertalia. This is their Christmas pageant (God help us all). I really had some fun with this one, why? Murderous Kindergartners and yes it's 1P Sweden, why? Don't know. He just appeared in the fic and just settled in so I kept him in there. Dead serious. Okay without further ado enjoy and forgive the mistakes! 

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