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Cookie Kingpin (2P!Canada x Mom!Reader) Chapter 1

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There was a Nature Scout group in the town and city areas. Nature scouts were an organization of young girl between the ages of six to around sixteen that that all gathered with meetings and learning skills and things to become self reliant and independent young women. Although they were all Nature Scouts, they were under different troupes. There were the Cupcake Troupe, the Buttercup Troupe, the Rosette Troupe, and Sundae Troupe. Every year the troops all engaged in friendly competition for cookie sales and the Cupcake Troupe always won. To the adults, it was most likely because the older troupes let the Cupcakes win because they were younger and named Cupcakes. However…there was more to this story than meets the eye. The Cupcake Troupe was the toughest, ruthless, and callous troupe in the area. The unspoken leader was only named the Cookie Kingpin. She went to Talia Middle School but rumored to have eyes and ears all around the county. No one sold cookies in town unless she had a say in it. She ruled the cookie sales with an iron fist and no one dared to oppose her. The Cookie Kingpin didn’t even live in town. She actually lived on the outskirts of town, in a log cabin in the middle of the woods. Everyone who knew her personally knew her as Max Williams. No one dared called her Maxine. She had a collection of teeth from boys who said it. Today, she was conducting business in her room via Skype with Alex and Roxie while her mother was downstairs making dinner. Matthew came in at four as usual. Niall was watching TV on the couch and ________________ was finishing up everything.

“Home,” he said.

“Hey Mattie,” said _______________

“Hi Papa,” said Niall, “How was work?”

“Good, shot a few poachers, wanna help me bury them later?”

“Sure! Can I knock their teeth out so they can’t identify their bodies?”

“Why not? But it’s Max’s turn to cut off their hands and feet. Where is she?”

“Umm upstairs, talking to Alex and Roxie,”

“She’s been doing that a lot hadn’t she?”

“You know how she gets around cookie season,” Matthew nodded, cracked his back, “Dinner’s ready, go get her,” he started making his way upstairs. Max however was in a heated conversation with her two cohorts.

“What do you fuckin’ mean that Lillian isn’t going to pay my protection fee?”

“She said something about she had a big brother that’s gonna protect her or something,” said Alex.

“Tigri didn’t get the money?”

“Nope,” said Roxie, “And the little asshole pushed her into the mud,”

“Oh? Is that the game she wants to play? Alex, get Nelian on and tell him to get my money, rough her brother up a bit, and tell her that if she doesn’t pay me double, I’m breakin’ her fuckin’ legs,”

“On it,”

“How are my cookie sales, Rox?”

“You’re in the black. You just paid us off and most of the money is through protection. Many are starting to revolt a bit more,”

“We still hadn’t found that fuckin’ mole have we? Fine. When I catch that son of a bitch, I’m going to—,” she heard her Papa’s feet coming close to her room, “Finish my homework, You know, we should all meet over the weekend for some cookie sales,” Alex and Roxie knew when she changed her tone, an adult was about. Matthew knocked and opened the door. Max turned around.

“Hi Papa!”

“Hey,” he went over and hugged her. Alex and Roxie grinned.

“Hi Uncle Matt!”

“Hi girls. How’s the cookie sales?”

“Good, we’re going to do some selling tonight at the old hunting grounds,”

“That’s good, you sure you don’t need me to tag along?”

“Nah Uncle Matt!” said Alex, “You know we can handle it! And Nelian and Ludwig will be with us and you know nothing will happen to us there!” Matthew nodded.

“Okay, well go wash and eat,” Max nodded and logged off to eat. Downstairs everyone was eating. Max joined, happily tearing into her maple wings. It was her favorite and Mom was the champ at making them just right.

“Maman,” said Max, “Can you take me, Alex, and Roxie to 8th Street this weekend? For cookie sales?”

“Sure honey, hey, maybe I can tag along and help out!”

“No! I mean noooo, it’s the weekend, you and Dad should sit back and relax with Dad or something. Niall and I can take care of ourselves, besides, Aunt Jasper and Uncle Monika’s places are nearby! We’ll be okay!”

“Me too?” said Niall looking up

“Yeah you too. I need you this weekend,”

“Usual rate?”

“Yeah,”

“I’m in,” Matthew shook his head snorting.

“I’ll give them a head’s up,”

“Thanks Papa. Can Niall and I be excused? Twin stuff,”

“Okay but that poacher isn’t going to bury itself,”

“Remember that one time you made him do it?!” said Niall

“Yeah that was funny!” said Max, “Remember I get to cut off the hands and feet,”

“I didn’t forget,” the two scampered away upstairs. ________________ watched them go and sighs.

“Max used to love it when I used to help her with her Nature Scouts things,”

“Aww Maple Leaf, she still does but Max is getting older. You know she’s going to want to break free from her parents,”

“I know, I know. I don’t want to smother her but I also want her to know I’m here when she needs me, you know?”

“I think she knows. You did help her with the nature hike,”

“I was trying to make it fun for her! I learned most of that stuff from you and Kaya. Then I have to remember that the deadpan look is a Williams’s trait,”

“Hey, you were able to read me just fine growing up. Your own child shouldn’t be that far off. Besides, she is a little right, a day to ourselves wouldn’t be too bad. We can have Monika drop them off at Francis’ and pick them up in the afternoon,”

“I can’t believe Francis is so willing to watch them more,”

“Surprised me too. I swore he was going to get wasted most of the time and the kids would have to learn how to jumpstart a heart Pulp Fiction style for an old man,”

“I remember the first time I had to do that….” Said ______________ fondly, “Do we really want the kids to learn that?”

“We turned out okay,” Matthew chugged the rest of his beer, “If we’re not back in three hours, avenge death,”

“Got it,” Upstairs, Max and Niall were in deep discussion about the current turf wars of the neighborhood.

“So, you have a mole on your hands?” said Niall

“Yep and Pepe is helping me to flush them out. From what I can gather they’re from the Buttercup Troupe or the Rosette Troupe,”

“What makes you say that?”

“They’re the closest troupes and the den mother of the Rosettes is a ruthless woman and I wouldn’t be surprised if one of her little drones infiltrated my domain,”

“Hey, I like Mrs. Universe! She’s really nice!”

“I know, but there’s still something off about her! But that’s not my concern right now. I need you tomorrow to keep an eye on Wolfgang so he doesn’t go tattling to Uncle Monika,”

“That’s gonna cost you. I don’t like playing dress up,”

“…Grandpa Artie’s cookie rations for a week?”

“Two weeks and you have to give me your old Cupcake scout skirt from last year,”

“Why?”

“Owen wants it. He says he got the ass for it,”

“Okay,”

“Kids! Grab your coats!” said Matt from downstairs, “We’re heading out!”

“Oui Papa!”

***
Lillian Towne was a junior in the Nature Scouts, this means se was nearing the end of her cookie run and she was determined to make it her best year. But this year she decided to make a few changes and not pay Max Williams her protection money to sell in choice spots. Mainly because thanks to Max, everyone as living in constant fear and panic, tainting what it meant to be a scout. Even though Max was fourth grader, she ruled everything with an iron fist and many of the older kids were even terrified. Enough was enough. She brought her big brother, Charlie, with her to protect her. He was a sixth grader and big and strong for his age. She was on her corner for about an hour when Max showed up, alone. Good! That’ll give her the upper hand! Max was munching on a maple lollipop and wearing the standard uniform, a cobalt blue skirt, a white shirt with a red neck scarf along with her sash that had a lot of merit badges on them. But what set their uniforms apart from the other troupes were their little cupcake hair clips that wore. Rosettes were rosette hair clips, Buttercups wore buttercup hair clips, and Sundaes wore ice cream cone hair clips. However, Max went above and beyond to show her leadership and more a cupcake top hat that her Grandpa Artie made her. Once girl made fun of it once and she ended up in the back of the school, her ponytail cut off and hanging off a garbage can by her panties. She looked at her expectantly.

“What’s all this I’m hearing that you’re not going to pay for my protection anymore,” Lillian freezes. Max was frightening for a little girl but she kept her cool.

“I don’t feel like I should! Why should we pay to feel safe and happy and have the best spots in town! We’re all Cupcakes!” Max took the lolli out if her mouth.

“Yes, but you did something that pissed me off. You don’t push my cousins in the mud and you disrespect any of my subordinates. For that, you’re going to have to make things right,”

“W-What are you going to do to me?”

“That depends on you don’t it? You better apologize to Tigri went you see her and you have to pay restitution for your transgressions,”    

“HEY PIPSQUEAK!” a tall older boy came rushing up on Max. He was had mousey brown hair, green eyes, and thin as a twig, “Back off my little sister!” Lillian smirked with confidence. Max was caught off guard by this sudden change.  

“Meet my big brother, Charlie! He’s gonna wipe the FLOOR with you. Right?”

“Right!” Charlie grabbed Max by her shirt. She frowned. Before he could say anything, he grabbed by the neck from behind. She looked up and saw Charlie gasp. Max glanced to the side saw a familiar face looking murderous.

“If know what’s good for you, you better let go of my little cousin,” he immediately let go of Max and he was released. He looked behind him. A tall boy with dark auburn hair, tanned skin, freckles, and yellow eyes was leering at him. He was wearing ripped jeans, a black t-shirt, and his hair as in a ponytail but had a hair curl poking from it. Charlie looked as though he was going to shit his pants. He looked back at Max who was looking unimpressed.

“Y-You’re Nelian Quartz’s cousin?!” Nelian Quartz already had a reputation in school. Not only was he the toughest kid in middle school, he singlehandedly turned every sport into a life or death game with Ludwig and Niall, especially hockey. But there was another notch in his notoriety. He was the son of Jasper Quartz who was a bouncer and a part time bodyguard for many well known people in town and the world. She was rumored to be able to catch bullets in her teeth, crush a man's skull between her thighs and beat a man to a bloody pulp before coming back to finish him off in the hospital. She was an active member of the PTA and organized many of the fundraisers. Every single one was successful, even though there was talk of shadiness and intimidation practices, but the members turned a blind eye to it (and frankly many were too afraid to kick her out).  

“Yep,”

“Lill…give her what she wants!” Lillian looked at the two and then her brother who as shaking. She looked defeated. She gave Max all of her earnings for that day.

“And tomorrow I want my protection fee plus $40 for wasting mine and Nelian’s time with this bullshit,”

“I-I thought the pissing you off fee was $30,”

“Just for that, $80 on Monday and if I don’t get it, I’m going to beat the shit out of you,”

“And I’ll break your fuckin’ legs,” said Nelian to Charlie. Max smirked and grabbed Lillian held her in a full nelson.

“In fact, Nelian, fuck him up while she watches,” Nelian cracked his knuckles and back.

“On it,” Later, Max counted her money and gave Nelian his cut. He pockets it and takes out a maple lollipop, “You good now?”

“Yeah, sorry about that. I know you hate missing quality time with Uncle Nelly,”

“You can make it up to me with maple treats from Uncle Artie,” she nodded. He took out his phone and called his mom to pick them up, “And you’re getting sloppy. Be lucky I had a score to settle with Charlie beforehand. Be more careful,”

“Yes Nelian,”

“Does your Mom know about this?”

“Nah, just Pepe Francis. Does your Mom know about your other activities?” Nelian glanced over at her, “You know the Sewing and Cooking Club?”

“No and I’m not one of those idiots who are going to take your threats likely. I have enough dirt on you to tell your mom,”

“Touché but let me make you an offer you can’t refuse,”

“Listening,”

“The Buttercup Troupe’s entire supply of maple leaf cookies, chocolate bonbons, and shortbreads,” Nelian’s one and only weakness was his sweet tooth, which he picked up from his other mother, Nelly.

“The whole supply?”

“Yep, I’m taking about every single box that they have stored,”

“Free?”

“Yep, all you have to do is help me knock it over with Roxie, Alex, and Niall, you in?”

“Yeah,”

“Good boy,” a large hummer stopped in front of them. Nelian opened the door for Max who hopped into the backseat. He hopped into the front next to Jasper, “Hi Uncle Jas,”

“Yo, where to?”

“Grandpa’s please!” Jasper nodded and drove.

“What did you runts do today?”

“You know, same old same old,” said Nelian munching on his candy. Jasper tsks.

“How you hadn’t rotten your teeth out by now is nothing short of a miracle. How is your Mom?”

“Great! She says Tigri can sleepover next weekend!”

“Why do you brats like sleeping over my place?”

“It’s quiet and as long as we don’t bother you, you let us get away with murder,” said Max. Jasper parked in front of the Bakery. The pair scrambled out and scampered to the door. Artie had just finished an order and beamed at the pair. They hugged him before finding a place to sit. It was about five more minutes before their troupe meeting started. There were only seven girls in the Cupcake Troupe: Max herself, Alex, Roxie, Kikiko, Kuro’s daughter, Tigri, Nelly and Jade’s daughter, and Amy, Peri and Amethyst’s daughter. Max preferred to keep it in the family. It was more intimate. The door opened and Alex came in with Aunt (A/RC). She joined Max.

“Hey you,” (A/RC) hugged Jasper tightly and ruffled Nelian’s hair affectionately. He reddened and batted at her shyly, “Aww so cute!”

“Hey cute ass,”

“Jasper! You’re worst than Al!”

“I can get worst you know,” soon a red sports car pulled up and Roxie came out with Uncle Roderick. Roxie she joined the pair at the table. Finally the last car, Jade came in with Tigri, Amy, and Kikiko who all most likely had a play date and coming back from it. The adults made small talk as the girls did the same but careful about what they said. Soon, they all left to finish doing things. Artie came in with a batch of cupcakes. Now this was Nelian’s time to shine. He would be Artie’s helper, something he LOVED being, but it served as something else: a distraction from the girls. As soon as they went into the back room, Max went down to business.

“How were sales?”

“Good!” said Tigri grinning and passed her the protection money from all the girls in their territory, “I hadn’t had any problems today,”

“Good and don’t worry about Lillian. Her and her little shit of a brother got fucked today so Monday when you collect her protection money, you won’t have her to deal with,”

“But we do have problems,” said Roxie, “I did some intel, the Sundaes are gaining in the cookie sales!”

“What?! How?!”

“One of the girls established her cart in front of a medical marijuana building, one set theirs in front of a stoner dorm in the university, and one had hers in front of a co-op,”

“Those bitches!”

“Dude no matter, I’ll just muscle it out of them,” said Amy, “give us the profits and they won’t get Stinked,”

“Stinked?” said Kikiko

“Yeah, I’ve been working on the ultimate stink bomb with Dad with Mom’s help. This stuff can clear a room. Only drawback, you can only stop smelling like shit if you put on a solvent,”

“You got the solvent?” said Alex

“Yep and if they want to not stink, they’re going to have to give up their profits,”

“Amy you fuckin’ genius. I was worried for awhile,” said Max, “Do that tomorrow, here’s the girls’ addresses. And give yourself a little bonus,”

“Got it Chief!”

“Other than that, the only new business is those damned Rosettes! They keep appearing in our turf and it's starting to piss me off. They’ve been at our cookie leads for awhile and it has to stop. It seems like their den mother is always one step ahead of us,”

“And she’s definitely untouchable,” said Roxie, “Woman’s a saint,”

“I don’t trust her,” said Kikiko

“She and Daddy are close for some reason,” said Tigri

“And Mom LOVES her,” said Alex, “We can’t do much unless we go it under the radar,”

“We can get under the radar but it’s going to take some ingenuity but until then, leave Mrs. Universe and the Rosettes to me, Roxie, and Alex. We’ll give those Rosettes an offer they can’t refuse,” the girls nodded, “Good now we toast this meeting with cookies and milk until our parents get back,” after the meeting, the parents picked the girls up. Max stayed behind and finished up some work before Niall came in from being dropped off by Aunt (A/RC). Artie drove the twins back to his place so ___________ could pick her up later. They scampered inside. Artie fussed over them before bustled into the kitchen with Niall behind him. Max on the other hand, went to the one person who knows more about crime stuff than anyone and has been helping her keep her bitches in line. Pepe Francis was in his study with a bottle of scotch and a glass along with a bottle of apple juice and a glass. She slowly approached his desk and hopped on the chair. He slid over the juice.  

“How’s business?”

“Good, can be better,”

“Quoi?”

“There’s a fuckin’ rat in my inner circle and this rat is making shit more difficult. Not a smart rat though, thanks to them, I’ve been gaining more extortion money and added protection money but it’ll adding too much suspicion since I have to keep my shit under wraps,” Francis looked thoughtful for a few moments.

“You want advice to flush out the rat, no? Then what after you capture her?”

“Have Amy and Nelian take them out back and strip and tape and shave them and stink them,”

“Strip and tape and shave and stink?”

“Strip them down and duck tape them to the wall at school as an example of what’ll happen if anyone fuckin’ double crosses me. Stink is something new and a good measure of exerting my power,”

“Do you know what troupe they’re from?”

“No idea, if they’re Buttercups or Sundaes, I know I don’t have to watch my back but the Rosettes are a different story. Mrs. Universe being the problem,”

“What's your deal with her?”

“She’s nice and all don’t get me wrong, but there’s an aura around her and she can’t be paid off like others! It’s the same aura from Mom, Uncle Jasper, and Uncle Nelly, I’m not going to fuck with that!”

“Smart kid,” he downs his scotch, “Here’s what you do. You tell everyone a different cookie lead. If any of the rival troupes come in, then you know whoever you gave that lead to is your mole. Do it at different times and make sure it’s a secluded area and take out the rat and the troupe. Bring muscle,”

“I usually bring Nelian but he doesn’t like the rough girls up. I’ll bring Alex and Niall,”

“Good girl and bribe Nelian with sweets and you’ll be fine,”

“Merci Pepe,”

“But careful and I’ll drive you to the places you need to be,” She finished her apple juice and headed to the door. She grins at her Great Aunt Monaco, hugged her and scampered out. Monaco sheds a tear.

“She’s going to be the perfect boss someday!”

“OUI!” said Francis, “She’s ruthless at a twelve grade level! I wouldn’t have thought she would take to this so easily,”

“Think she’s going to flush out the mole?”

“Of course! She’s a Bonnefoy,”

***
_____________ picked the kids up from Artie’s. Max started on her plan and texted each girl from her troupe a lead about an hour apart.

“So how was Grandpa’s?”

“Great!” said Niall, “Owen and I found some old games in Uncle Al’s old room. You guys didn’t have save points back then, that sucked,”

“Yeah but it made us the gamers we are today. What did you do Maxie?”

“Oh, Pepe and I hung together! He’s been giving me advice about stuff,”

“Stuff? Is everything okay, honey?”

“Yeah Mom, it’s just that Pepe helps me with sales and things with the cookies! I can’t ask you and Dad because let’s face it, Pepe knows a LOT about business,”

“So does Grandpa Artie!” said Niall, “He owes his own business,”

“Pepe owns a LOT of businesses! Even that place with Sapphy, Bunny, and Diamond,”

“The brothel,”

“Yeah, that’s an awesome business. I want to make one where women can go in and be with men in the rooms hugging them,”

“You guys hadn’t been in there have you?!” said ________________

“No!” they twins said in unison.

“Bunny told us everyone is hugging in there,” said Niall

“Personally I don’t want to go in there. It smells like fish,” ________________ snorts. The pair scrambled out of the car after Mom parked. They scampered upstairs to get ready for dinner. Dad brought some of Uncle Papyrus’ pasta for dinner, hence why Mom ordered take out for herself. Today it was alfredo pasta with canned sardines, bacon, and tuna. Niall noticed Max finishing up a text.

“What’s up?”

“Flushing out a mole,”

“…just be careful,”

“Don’t worry I have this shit under control,”

“You better,”
Here's the first chapter of the Cookie Kingpin. If you get confused over the characters I have links at the bottom to help. Watchers: If you see any grammar mistakes I may have missed PLEASE note them to me. If you are not a watcher, they will be ignored. If they're in the comments they WILL be ignored. So please note corrections to me! Now that that's out of the way, enjoy and forgive the mistakes! 

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I love Max's ruthlessness, but I also feel for the other troupes. I was in a Girl Scout troupe from an area that wasn't too well off, those cookie sale profits funded the few activities we got to do. But then again, it only lasted like 3 years before the only troupe mom left and the group disbanded.