Their Understanding (2P!AmericaxReaderx2P!Austria)

Britannia sighed. She didn’t mind her sons, grandson, or his daughter in laws coming to visit but they’ve been here almost every night this week to mediate in their petty squabbling. First night was Allistor and Francis versus Kaya over Artie. After all three of them demolished her kitchen and she having to wrestle Allistor and Kaya and tie them up did they finally solved their differences and agreed to let Kaya and Artie spend time together the day before Valentine’s Day and Francis and Artie can do it on Valentine’s Day. A day later, it was Eoin vs. Peter with his wife and her as mediators. Peter was sick of one of his dragons coming to the house everyday and nipping his ears. Eoin retorted that if he didn’t mess with her the last time, it wouldn’t have happened. I reality, the dragon in question had an infatuation with Peter and he agreed to take care of her, granted she left his ears alone. Then there was Alfred vs. Liam with Eoin’s book. Alfred broke family policy and used the book to grow _____________ some flowers, a specific type called Lady Slippers. They were rare and beautiful but Liam was severely allergic to them. They spread like wildflowers across the town, making Liam break out in hives. After getting her to not kill Alfred, she reversed the spells and got Liam back to normal. Tonight was the day before Valentine’s Day and she was going to see Matthew, Roderick and Alfred about something concerning their girlfriends. She sighed.

“This had better be good. I swear they’re all crazy,” she said muttering.

“What’s the matter, A ghrá gea?” she turned as Alban snuggled her from behind.

“Why would you ask that?”

“Yer mutterin’,” she sighed.

“Tired. I just need ta rest. They’re tiring me out and I just wanted a quiet evening with ye,”

“Really?”

“Yeah. I like having a night in with ye and it’s been awhile,”

“Aww Tannia!” he said hugged her tighter. She smiled, “Dinnae worry! I’ll make sure they’ll all be out before night is over,”

“Really?”

“Yeah! Don’t ye worry! And I’ll make ye somethin’ special fer dinner,”

“Ye sweet man,”

***
She had to admit, tonight took the cake of some of the shit she had to mediate. It was Alfred, his girlfriend, Roderick, his fiancée and partner, and Matthew. The moment they entered the house all three men were bickering. ______________ looked exhausted, as though she’s been listening to this for a very long time and knew better than to try and reason with any of the three idiots and (R/RC) looked more annoyed than usual with Roderick, who enjoyed getting at Matt’s goat. Once in the kitchen Britannia asked the million dollar question.

“What are ye three feckin’ bawbags here?”

“Because you’re fuckin’ whoring out ___________ to that Austrian fucker!” Matthew growled.

“Fuck you! It’s not like that!” Alfred growled back. The boys bickered before it turned into a fist fight. The exchanged punches and more insults back and forth as Britannia, who finally had enough. She went into the fray, grabbed both boys and knocked their heads together.

“ENOUGH YE FECKIN’ EEJITS!”

“But Al isn't whoring me out.....I really like Roderick,”

“See?! She's dead inside! They’ve manipulated her so much that she doesn’t know any better!”

“What?! No she's not!” Alfred barked, “The fuck is your fuckin’ problem?!”

“What's wrong with me?” said Roderick looking at Matthew looking nonchalant

“Dude, wrong question to ask...”

“You're a womanizing gigolo, a fuckin' dumb ass, talentless fuckin’ hack, and a pain in the fuckin’ ass! I don't even know HOW you made it this fuckin' far,”

“Wow....déjà vu, I used to say the same thing,” said (R/RC). She looked at ____________, “Are they always like this?”

“Matthew and Alfred? Yeah, I never really see him go after Roderick before,”

“I can't BELIEVE I’m mediating this shit,” Roderick smirked and tickles Matthew under his chin.

“Heh you're just jealous Mattie. What’s the matter? Did you want Alfred to invite you to sleep with his sweet Schnucki? I bet you're even curious to know what ____________ is like in bed.” Without warning, Matthew punched then jumped on Roderick. Both men were on the floor hitting and punching and swearing at the other.

“MOTHERFUCKIN’ HOSER!”

“NUGH! _____________! You’re so fuckin’ tight! Suck me of, Schnucki!” this only angered Matthew more as he upped his game. Britannia sighed and rolled up her sleeves

“If you wanted to see her naked you could have just asked,” said Roderick pinching his nipple, “I would have done it for you,”

“I don’t!” Matthew pushed him off and then wrapped his arm around his neck into a chokehold, “Why don't you just fuck off?!” Roderick gasped for air as she used his strength to flipped Matthew over.

“Because she’s very sweet and I actually like sending time with her, Arschloch!” Matthew kneed him in the stomach. Roderick winced happy he wore a cup.  

“Of course she is! That’s why you and shit stain are mind fuckin' her” Roderick went back towards him as Britannia grabbed him and flung him backwards and shoved Matthew to a corner.

“I should let ye kill yourselves but Einar or Gaul wouldn't speak to me again and it’s too early to hide a body,” she grabbed them both and plopped at the kitchen table away from each other, “Okay, what the feck is going on - -

“The assholes are sharing ______________!” Matthew growled. Britannia looked puzzled.

“Sharing?”

“Forgive him Tante Britannia, the man is jealous,” said Roderick

“I’M NOT JEALOUS!”

“Explain yerself boy,” she said looking at Alfred. He cleared his throat.

“Well, Poo and I are in an open relationship with Roderick and his girl,” she sighed and covered her face. ______________blushed deeply and (R/RC) just covered her face. Her cheeks bright red.

“You really are a strange, sick one boy,”

“Schatz defend me!” said Roderick

“Yeah Poo! Tell her the truth!” _______________sighed.

“It's true Miss Britannia, Alfred wanted something adventurous and the only person he trusted was Roderick. After we did it.....I really I really liked it, especially the pet play so Alfred agreed since then Roderick and I have been seeing each other. It’s not just sexual either. Roderick and I actually have a few interests!”

“See. I didn't want to ask Matt ‘cause I knew he wouldn't go for it,”

“Damn right, I’m not a nympho,”

“What about you love?” said Britannia to (R/RC).

“Well, in the mean time, I had a free pass thanks to Roderick’s escapades to do anyone I wanted and after thinking long and hard, Alfred was the best candidate because was curious and really liked him on a strange, bad boy, like Roderick only different level. And he’s actually a very brilliant man. I actually like talking to him,” Britannia stared at the two women and rubbed the back of her head. Alfred and Roderick looked at each other and high fived. She smacked their heads together.

“Don't be smug!”

“Ow!” they protested. Britannia turned to Matthew.

“Matt, I know yer overprotective of  ______________ and of course yer wife and Roderick has the reputation of being a womanizing gigolo but let them be. It’s obviously something they like enjoying and Roderick matured a great deal since his high school and college years,”

“Yes Britannia,” Roderick smirked and stuck his tongue out at Matthew. Britannia noogies Roderick hard.

“Don't instigate boy,”

“Ow ow ow! Yes Tante!” he then walks over to both (R/RC) and _____________ and wraps one arm around each of them, “Besides, they’re my favorite ladies,” he gave them both a peck on the cheek, “I wouldn’t hurt either of them”

“Roderick!” said _____________ smiling.

“Off perv,” said (R/RC) glaring at him. He snuggles her closer.

“Kids nowadays I swear,” Britannia said muttering while filling the kettle for some tea, “One man was enough fer me,” then suddenly the door flew opened. Alban stepped into the room in nothing but a towel, which was about a size too small for him, leaving nothing to the imagination, his hairiness making more look like a strange cross between a man and a bear, more bear than man. He smirked at Britannia and proudly propped his leg up revealing himself over the towel. The room was in silent shock.

“Oy, Tannia, Papa Bear wants some lovin’!”

“AHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD! POO! I SAW IT AGAIN!” Alfred cried as ______________ recollected herself and she and Alfred got the fuck out of there, “I’M BLIND!!!! OH MY GOD!”

“HOLY SHIT! BAIL! Ficken sie diese scheiße!”  Roderick grabbed (R/RC) and soon the kitchen was empty, though Alfred voice could still heard whimpering and crying in the distance. Britannia burst into the laughter.

“Ye wicked man!”

“Told yea I would get them out fer ya,” he said and pulled her into a hug, “And now we have the whole night together,”

“Yea…” she smacks his bum, “Let’s continue this upstairs Papa Bear,” Alban smirks.

“As ye wish Mama Bear,”